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Todrick lets them know it looks sloppy as a whole ( wink) and then tells them to “follow him.” Ooh, Toddy… The choreography is as intense as it was suggested earlier, and one section involving a lifted kick gives BeBe particular difficulty since she’s “afraid of heights.” BeBe is supplying a lot of comedy thus far, but all signs point to trouble as the rest of the girls execute the dance quite well. The girls meet up with Todrick and a selection of sexy male dancers to rehearse the number. Maybe BeBe really doesn’t watch this show at all, and good for her. BeBe, in classic BeBe fashion, is hilariously wrong in the perfect way when she says that the eliminated queens will “probably be dancers.” Shangela has a good laugh at this, and so do we. Trixie and Shangela surmise (correctly) that the eliminated queens will come back to form a sort of jury, and that the top four will have to each plead their case to them. We can guess at this point that Thorgy will try hard to be righteously shady, Morgan and Milk will just, like, be there, Chi Chi will sit quietly until she chimes in to say how she loves Kennedy, and we’ll cry at Aja and Ben for what could have been. The opinions of these eliminated queens, while beyond arbitrary, are now going to weigh into the decision RuPaul will make as to who wins the competition. Because RuPaul has decided to bring back the eliminated queens yet again, and we’re calling our ophthalmologist about how hard our eyes are rolling.

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They have free rein here to do whatever they want with their verse, and it seems like, finally, their destinies will be in their own hands.Įxcept, nope. This sounds extremely fun, and the eyes of the girls light up with possibility. The next day, RuPaul announces that the final maxi challenge will be the most ambitious production number in the show’s herstory: The girls must write, record, and perform their own verse to RuPaul’s “Kitty Girl” while slaying intense choreo by Todrick Hall. Trixie reveals she had also chosen to eliminate Morgan, and the ladies bask in the fact that they are actually here, at the finale, with no hijinks to be seen on the horizon. Morgan is a deliciously fun drag queen to watch work a room, but she’s just not a drag superstar in the way that RuPaul’s Drag Race demands you be. The queens begin the episode by agreeing that it was not a difficult decision to send Morgan home after she had missed the entire competition.

Not because they’re tucked, but because they’re, well, blue (as in sad). Overall, though, we end in the exact place we thought we would, and that makes our little balls ache. Oh, and the wig stunts, tongue pops, and death drops, all three of which this season had in glorious abundance.

You can’t say you weren’t gagged, positively or negatively, by almost every episode this season (except the soup-can episode, that was pretty meh) and after all, contentious debates within the Drag Race audience is the ancient gay fossil fuel that keeps the show going. Well, kitty girls, we’ve reached the end of an All Stars season that was entertaining, maddening, shocking, boring, mystifying, and predictable all at once.

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